January 19, 2012

Friday Fluff

My friend over at Seeking Elevation is turning her weekly trick, giving it all away at random by answering quiz questions written by ... well ... I used to think it was sad and lonely teens, but this one was suspect. Someone code named _FR4NC3S_ has laid claim to this hot mess.

Regardless, I'm playing along, and so should you. It ensures that none of us feels quite so alone.

You can find the quiz at Quizopolis.com.

Okay. Bombs Away! My answers to the Awesome Random Stuff Survey:

Do you have a crush right now?
yes, actually. always. several. Mostly they are transitory.

What is your favorite color?
I am not much for colours. I cannot match 'em, I cannot wear 'em, I cannot abide by them. Some day I am hoping someone explains colours to me so that I may better understand them, but for now this is my stand.

Come to think of it, though, I do like the pinks and blues of a good sunrise. You know, the kind from which you take warning.

What about your favorite animal?
monkeys. the swingier the better.

Choose one ... ;) =) >:D :-{D

Did you ever have an F on your report card?
Sure. Probably. Haven't you?

What about straight A's
Sure. Those were the easy grades. I found it much more challenging to get the low ones. For a long time I was a straight B student, despite my efforts to go lower. I thought it was disgusting that I could do absolutely nothing and still maintain a B average, based upon my reputation as a good student alone.

If you could go back in time and change one thing that you did, what would it be?
I would have stopped trying to get my father to see that I am a real person much, much sooner.

Do you enjoy singing?
I love to sing. I love how the sound vibrations feel inside of my body, from deep within my chest, from the bottom of my belly, through my throat and into all of my sinus cavities.

If so, has anyone ever told you that you can sing well?
Yes, but I have also heard the opposing viewpoint.

Again...Choose one...<3 , ><> , * , @(^_^)@
Again ... Why? Is this like a modern-day inkblot test?

Are you listening to music right now?
nope. documentary radio.

If so, what song are you listening to?

If not, what song do you WANT to be listening to?
Pat Benetar's We Belong.

What is your favorite subject in school?

What is the month of your birthday?
Are you collecting data? This "totally random" survey feels creepily like a marketing guy's practice sheet.

Do you like country music?
depends upon who's singing it and what it is.

What about rock?
see above.

crickets ...

If you had to eat one fruit for a month straight...what would it be? oranges, bananas, grapes, apples, or kiwi? (or other)
Rambutan. You probably wouldn't understand.

Do you like roses or tulips better?
I'm neither here nor there on either. Now irises ...

okay. thinking ...

Was the name that you just thought of a member of your family?
um ... nope.

What about a close friend?

Ok...what about your crush?
Um, you aren't going to catch me that easily. You'd have to be much craftier than that.

Do you watch SpongeBob?

What is the name of your best friend?
define best friend.

Do you like fish or chicken more?
depends. which is fresher?

Are you a vegatarian?
nope. and do survey writers ever spell check?

What about your steak...Rare, Medium, or Well done (for me ... well done :P)
rare. and, um, did I ask you?

Did you like this random survey?
Um ... *shrug* ... you know ... it didn't seem entirely ... random. Rather it felt like you wanted me to think it was random.

Last thing.....Pick a # out of these... 1,2,4,7,14
See! There you go again! But I'll play along:

So there is no hash tag in that list of numbers. Hey! Is that a trick question?


  1. Haha! Hermaphrodite fruit. Hahaa. Rambutan.

    Why is that so damned funny? Why am I so juvenile today? I sense a common theme even if your randomness was randomly different from mine!!

    1. No wait! Maybe I don't understand ... is Rambutan hermaphrodite fruit?! I just like it. But only fresh off the tree, always only fresh off the tree.

      I like that you are juvie today. I need some juvie that is not looking to me to provide meals.

  2. I for some reason thought I'd already followed you but upon venturing over I discovered, no I had not. But I am now, because this is hella funny, and you left the funniest comment on my blog. Thank you for that.

    1. Thanks Amelia. The feelings are mutual.

  3. I can't read this. Because I know it's next week's. I'll come back and read it then, ok? Okay. (Otherwise when I write mine, it'll just be your answers in my words. I'm like that.)

    1. Which is why I didn't realise until much much later that I wrote the wrong one -- I never read anyone's until I've written mine. At least I figured out what I did wrong. Being out of sync is so weird.

  4. I am not good at matching colors either.

    1. So what do you do when you dress? I have resigned myself to pretty much wearing black. It was becoming really embarrassing at times when I was too far from home to fix my errors.

  5. i'm not a vegatarian eitger bwahaha

    1. I'm glad I'm not alone here. =) Meat on!!!